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- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
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- mom: this isn't normal
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Day 7 - favorite Sherlock quote
(Source: liquidconfidence, via adaptand0vercome)
"Go and make interesting mistakes, make amazing mistakes, make glorious and fantastic mistakes. Break rules. Leave the world more interesting for your being here. Make. Good. Art."
Neil Gaiman
"It’s for the touch, for the touch. After all we are only human beings down here and we could do with a lot more praise and comfort than we actually get. Earthling reassurance - it’s in permanently short supply, don’t you think? Be honest, brother. Lady, now tell the truth. When was the last time a fellow-Earther let you rest your head on their heart, caressed your cheek, and said things designed to make you feel deeply okay? It doesn’t happen often enough, does it. We’d all like it to happen a lot more often than it does. Can’t we do a deal? Oh boy (I bet you’re thinking), that head-on-heart stuff, whew, could I use a little of that."
Martin Amis, Money (via alighthouseofwords)
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Photos of Syracuse University’s 2011 Football Team
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I dreamed about this song last night. It’s sad and I love it.
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
Mae West (via kari-shma)
(via quote-book)
"We wrapped our dreams in words and patterned the words so that they would live forever, unforgettable."
Neil Gaiman (via emotional-algebra)
The stalks of these flowers are already dried up, but their blossoms are preserved and kept fresh by the medical infusion bags. The life-span of every living creature is limited. The infusion bags stand for the progress in medicine and the prolongation of human life. They somehow carry an ambivalent message as they refer to both death and life the same time. To preserve the beauty of the flowers artifically with the help of the infusion bags points out man’s inclination to repress the fact that he has to die and to postpone death.
(Source: danceabletragedy, via -tartarus)
guys i legitimately just cried THIS IS THE CUTEST THING ASJDKFH;fkdhjsdfkjh im completely serioius im sobbing
i’m a heartless bitch when it comes to this shit but omg my hysterical creyssss
actual tears yepp
also omg the time and effort and planning that when into this holy shit
(Source: thedailywhat)
